Sunday, March 29, 2009

Step 1.

So I've been reading up on how people make money from blogging. Not doing all out research, but kinda reading up. And it seems to me that you make money by being a popular blog with a lot of followers. So step 1 should be to become popular. And how does a blog become popular? Well, it varies. But the general consensus is that popular blogs provide followers with something they want to read. That seems simple enough. I could do that. So here are some things you may want to read:

Wow! You look so young and thin! Have you lost weight? Those pants make your ass look hot! Have I mentioned that I'm hiring? I am! I need someone to taste-test chocolate. Because this is such an important job, I'm paying in the six-figure range. Upper six-figure. If you have previous experience in tasting chocolate I could probably manage to bump it up to seven figures. Plus there are perks. We provide insurance, free babysitting and housecleaning services, and a company car. But your husband will not be allowed to drive the car. Sorry, we just can't allow it. He'll have to drive your old minivan. And sorry to say, the company car is not big enough for kids. Sportscars are so small. You will have to be able to travel. We'll need you to attend chocolate shows in Paris and Hawaii, plus travel to resorts all over the world to promote our chocolate. Of course we'll cover all your travel expenses. Are you interested?

4 comments:

Azaera said...

Where do I sign up? Lol

Tara said...

Where do I sign up? Wait, you are already popular with me, can I still sign up?

She said...

Hi Karen, thanks so much for your comments on my blog. Yes, I did see your comment about couponing, and I would LOVE to have some tips from you. I know the basics (sales run in 3 month cycles and a lot of coupon expiration dates correspond with the best sales.) Mostly what I think I need is WHERE are people getting all these great coupons? I get the Sunday paper ones, but are there websites I should be going to to sign up and have them sent to me? (Plus, I'm not into the idea of buying 7 boxes of cereal to get one free. I don't have that kidn of storage space!) :) Great idea about the chocolate, by the way. ;)

She said...

By the way, the title of my listing is "Leica II f camera w/ orig. leather case, DRP Red dial" (you don't have to post this comment on your blog.) :)